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Life in the Hall

“How did I get here?” “What is this place?”  “I want to go back home, back to the streets.”

            First time in Juvie I was nine, ten years old. First time looking at the concrete walls. My first time remembering a long silence that occured in my life. The first time remembering being scared by myself, alone in a strange place. But I was from the streets, the varrio, the ghetto and somewhere inside, I found a timid defiance that was ten feet high, a timid defiance that would be timid no longer with each passing day being left farther behind.

            While my young fears suckled at the defiant natures of a growing seditious pride, as I began to stare back at the menacing concrete blocks of Juvenile Hall… All the counselors and staff seemed so big, now my courage hasn’t yet reached that high especially when they grab my arm with their huge hands, strangers I don’t know, I feel uncomfortable when they tell me I must be strip-searched. “Who are these perverts staring at me naked?” I am ten years old, first time in Juvie Hall. Every day I think mom or someone is going to save me from it all, she always eases my obfuscate fears, that is when she is not in prison or nodding away.

            Strange meats, funny looking noodles, hot soups and raisin oatmeal they serve me. I have never seen half the food that I’m eating but hey, I don’t really care. My vagrant hunger is full, the only thing that never made sense to me is when they mix the peanut butter with jelly in one container and put it on the bread. For some reason I always thought that was dumb, generic if I don’t say, in fact if I didn’t always feel hungry every minute of the day, then that’s one thing I wouldn’t eat, but can I really complain? I never ate so many meals before in just one day.

            From intake — which I though was always the most dreadful part, to my first unit which for some reason seemed like a walk in the playground to me when compared to the long dark silence of intakes monotonous isolation. My earliest Juvenile times had begun, so many fences, barbed wire gates, so many “face the wall son,” and “get in lines,” “tuck in that shirt.” I can’t think straight. I don’t like their tone perhaps it reminds me of pops quick hand, that’s why I’m real quick to catch one instead of a hand they threaten you with rec. time in your room… Let’s see how long that lasts!

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BQ: what would you recommend for a 14 year old girl??

That is my list I won’t get everything on my list, they are just suggestions, my parents said I can get up to 3 things on my list!

Well if you mean gift ideas for yourself, you have quite a long list, but I understand they are most likely just suggestions, here are some ideas!

Gift cards! Then you can get whatever you want from your favourite stores, alothough you already had that on your list

Lol, I hope you realize you won’t get all of that crap. You’re 14? I’m 14, I asked for only a few things since I’m older now and I realize that it’s actual money coming out of others pockets. I could get all of this then give it to an entire orphanage house with young children and they’d have more than what they need. Appreciate what you have and don’t ask for way too damn much, especially since you’ll only use this junk for like a year or two then realize that you’re not some little girl anymore.

WOW! do you seriously want that, all that could make you’re mom and dad bankrupt! I’m only 12 and I havn’t got that much, actually no were near!After all I would rather have nothing, then my mum and dad spending loads and regretting it. I think you’ve covered it, half of that stuff should go to a hospital,just think of all the poor, unwell children in there they would be happy to get 1!

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